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LEAKED EMAIL: Preparation for Norwich Away

Tuesday 13 July 2010 by

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Now we’re not going to be the kind of podcast with all the insider knowledge. We’ll leave that to others who actually have decent contacts – we are fans, not journalists. However, here at From The Rookery End we have been leaked an email between Malky and the Squad*. It’s interesting read and you get some good insight into how Malky and the boys plan for away games and that they have the same pressures as we do in Sunday league teams.

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From: Malky Mackay (drink&pies@yahoo.co.uk)
To: WFC Players
Subject: First game of the season

Guys,

Our first game of the season is Norwich City away at Carrow Road –
Friday 6th August, 7.45pm KO. It’s going to be on Sky so please make
sure you’ve had a good haircut and you’re wearing fresh undies. You
never know we might get to meet Delia for some decent grub after the
game.

I’ve put in a link to the ground below. If you get there early enough
you can park in Morrisons next door. Let me know if you can play. First come,
first served.

http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?q=norwich+city+fc&hl=en&cd=1&ei=e7o0TMT-OoONjweyjvTpCA&ie=UTF8&view=map&cid=5820495683768599159&iwloc=A&ved=0CEgQpQY&sa=X

Cheers

MM
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From: Lloyd Doyley (one_goal_belter@gmail.com)
To: Malky Mackay; WFC Players
Subject: Re: First game of the season

I’m in. I was wondering if I could push forward a bit more this season
boss? Would love to double my goal stats.
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From: Adrian Mariappa (HornetNo6@hotmail.com)
To: Malky Mackay; WFC Players
Subject: Re: Re: First game of the season

Me! And I don’t mind where I play at the back.
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From: Martin Taylor (tiny_terror@aol.com)
To: Malky Mackay; WFC Players
Subject: Re: Re: Re: First game of the season

Can I let you know tomorrow, I think the missus wants to take the dog
to the vets?
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From: Dale Bennett (DBennett@hotmail.com)
To: Malky Mackay; WFC Players
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: First game of the season

I can play, but I need a lift as me Mum plays bingo on Friday nights.
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From: Danny Graham (northern_striker1@hotmail.com)
To: Malky Mackay; WFC Players
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: First game of the season

I can play, and Dale I can give ya a lift. Anyone got a postcode for my sat nav?
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From: John Eustace (MidfieldGeneral@hotmail.com)
To: Malky Mackay; WFC Players
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: First game of the season

I’m definitely in – goes without saying this season I guess. I
suppose it’s my job to lead the convoy of cars as well. Let’s all
meet at the ground for about 1pm. We’ll want to be ahead of the Friday traffic.

Oh and Danny – postcode for your Chav Nav is – NR1 1JE
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From: Malky Mackay (drink&pies@yahoo.co.uk)
To: WFC Players
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: First game of the season

Guys

A quick one. Apparently these boys play in yellow, so can you all make sure you
bring a black shirt. I’ve got a few spare if you need to borrow one.
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From: Don Cowie (DonaldCowie@Ilovescotland.com)
To: Malky Mackay; WFC Players
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: First game of the season

I’m in. I’ve got a couple of mates that want play. Scott Severin &
Steven McGinn. Is that ok?

PS. They’re Scottish, boss!
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From: Malky Mackay (drink&pies@yahoo.co.uk)
To: WFC Players
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: First game of the season

Aye, that’s fine Don
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From: Scott Loach (No1Stopper@hotmail.com)
To: Malky Mackay; WFC Players
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: First game of the season

I’m in
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From: Malky Mackay (drink&pies@yahoo.co.uk)
To: WFC Players
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: First game of the season

Great, can you play in goal for us Scott?
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From: Scott Loach (No1Stopper@hotmail.com)
To: Malky Mackay; WFC Players
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: First game of
the season

Oh ffs! Why do I always have to go in goal?
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From: Ross Jenkins (ross_jenkins2@hotmail.com)
To: Malky Mackay; WFC Players
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: First
game of the season

Scott – ‘Cos we’ve see you play on the pitch? 

I’m up for it. Oh, and Marvin S says he can play. 
He would reply but his e-mail is down and he’s waiting for IT to fix it.
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From: Will Buckley (speedy_buckley@googlemail.com)
To: Malky Mackay; WFC Players
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: First
game of the season

That’ll be ready in time for the play offs then! I’m in. Has anyone
got any spare shinnies?
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From: Matt Sadler
To: Malky Mackay; WFC Players
Subject: [OUT OF OFFICE] Re: First game of the season

Thanks for your email. I will be out of the office at Shrewsbury until
at least January 2011. If you query is urgent then please call the
Watford Football Club main office – 0844 856 1881. Otherwise I will
get back to you upon my return.
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From: Malky Mackay (drink&pies@yahoo.co.uk)
To: WFC Players
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:
Re: First game of the season

Got a new lad Tom A that fancies a game so that’s 14 and we can only
use 3 subs. Looks like Matt has missed out again!
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* = if you believe this is real then our attempts at comedy have well an truly failed!

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